Archive for the 'My Invention' Category

Raising a Family on Zazzle

March 22, 2007


I Drink the Wet – Mug

I Drink the Wet - Mug


What do you say? Does a line of Tote Bags, Shirts, Postage Stamps, (If nothing else at least look at that one. The idea of it arriving on an envelope is almost too much funny to handle.) and more, featuring the above illustration and other how to ‘use the wets’ seem as if it could catch on and generate enough income to help provide home repairs to economically depressed neighborhoods?

I’m serious. Twitter, will you validate my serious nature please? “Yes. Indeed I will.”

Zazzle pays the seller 7 to 17 percent of each sale. Average price of a small item being around 20 dollars. Are you making a mint on Zazzle somehow?

Discuss, advise. Thank you.



Rocky Balboa Is A Money Bird

April 6, 2006

New Rocky Movie 1st Stills

Last Month: In a post entitled “March Of The Money Bird” I coined the term “Money Bird”. It symbolizes an entity which will soar to the highest heights of profit. In that particular instance I used it in reference to a perceived “Constant Gardener-esque plot” I suspect to be in the works concerning the synchronized march of the avian flu bird flu drug company money bird all around the globe and ever closer to the sweet sweet money pit of the West where those drug companies will make their millions off the backs of Sweet Home Americanas massive, collective pocket book and lungs. But that is another story.

This Month: What I am currently very pleased to bring us is news of further sorts of money birdery afoot in the world. This sort is much less hazardous. Or, perhaps very very Much More Hazardous depending on how you choose to call it.

It’s Rocky Balboa.

Yes it’s true. He’s back. He’s Old. He’s ridiculous. He is most definitely, a Money Bird.