Cameron, Heres The Plan

March 26, 2006

Cameron gently with Ronald

Cam,

Mcdonalds is making commercials featuring people sidling up to Ronald on park benches and doing various things to him. You must get in contact with McDonalds show them your portfolio of the things you've done to that clown. They will cast you in a commercial. Next we will use your commercial making money to start a Mcdonalds franchise. We will use the Mcdonalds franchise as a front to launder real money made from smuggling ether and cambodians inside Ronald Mcdonald statues. We will use the cambodians to test the ether for purity. and we will use the ether to forget what we did to the cambodians while they were all whacked out on ether. Then we will eat Big Macs and shoot guns and go sledding.

Sincerely Yours,
JMSB

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3 Responses to “Cameron, Heres The Plan”


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  2. shenbee Says:

    I appreciate your sentiments. Keep in touch. Perhaps we can cut you in on the action.


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