Archive for March, 2006


March 30, 2006


Originally uploaded by Kam™.

"I'm drinking tea. If it's good enough for me, then it's good enough for you." Sings Brendan Benson on his album One Mississippi.

So…Um, I don't have anything else about B.Benson on my mind. But I certainly am drinking tea! Also wearing a black hat! And 25 seconds ago I was looking for an ink pen to write down a bit of something else I was thinking of.

I am determined to use that particular pen. And I can't seem to find it.

I'm having the Tension Tamer style tea from Celestial Seasonings to help me cope.

If you find it: Please, just give it to me. I need it. It's not a ballpoint either.

Thank You.


The People On Flickr

March 28, 2006

Red Panda

Originally uploaded by seantracym.

The people on are a bunch of cat lovers.
It's one after the other shots of cat upon cat twisted this way and that. I refreshed the Explore/Most Recent Photos area for 3 minutes straight and the whole time it was nonstop: Cat shots.

Now of course, yes occasionally there was the odd photograph here and thereabouts of a chimpanzee, a crocodile, packs of mall gulls or herds of sheep. Perhaps one special sheep. But those were all fairly few and far between, like pictures of tulips and reverse in the mirror pictures of yourself taking the picture of yourself on your cell phone.

Cats were far more prominently featured.

Perhaps it was the passing fancy of a few likeminded individuals into the middle of which I pointed and clicked my way. But that is not what I suspect! If I'm correct, (And I am.) then the truth is that: "Flickr is the face of new Egypt."

There, I said it. And just look at us to agree with me! Do we not build our own perfectly composed geometrically aligned photographs in the desert of Flickr? Thats just like the tombs and pyramids and ancient ruins of glorious horrible Egypt. And scattering amongst our modernity, what do we find? Why, It's pictures of a myriad felines in grand repose! Of course it is! And what of it, Sophocles? What Roman discourse doth we abide? The fall of empires? Issues of state and unspoken bond in blind citizenship? Some sort of sinister shift in the certain humanity we used to embody. This new us. A mix of old and new used-to-be's. Cat people.

Well, beware friends.
One of them is 1/2 racoon…possibly some lemur in there too. Whatever that means.

Snitch Of Fur & New O.Trice

March 26, 2006

flight of fur
Originally uploaded by littlenutbrownhare.

Well! Last night for 2 hours beginning most likely around 11PM, our entire apartment building was in an uproar! The neighbors were having fits. Doors were pounded. Stairs were stamped up and down. Voices were raised. Bitches screamed. All various variety of mutherfuckers were identified as such.

In very loud addition, many parts of this and that particular so and so were made aware that such and such ass kicking activity was available to them. However, as far as I was able to make out while sitting in the dark eavesdropping, no ass was in fact technically kicked. What was kicked, mainly, was most every wall in the hallway.

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Cameron, Heres The Plan

March 26, 2006

Cameron gently with Ronald


Mcdonalds is making commercials featuring people sidling up to Ronald on park benches and doing various things to him. You must get in contact with McDonalds show them your portfolio of the things you've done to that clown. They will cast you in a commercial. Next we will use your commercial making money to start a Mcdonalds franchise. We will use the Mcdonalds franchise as a front to launder real money made from smuggling ether and cambodians inside Ronald Mcdonald statues. We will use the cambodians to test the ether for purity. and we will use the ether to forget what we did to the cambodians while they were all whacked out on ether. Then we will eat Big Macs and shoot guns and go sledding.

Sincerely Yours,